I Hate Watching You Eat

The way you eat causes loss of appetites. Grandma's apple pie ... (mm-mm!) before I’ve even had a slice, your eye is on my plate trying to ask for bites. Seeing you dine without a fork and plastic knife is...

Thank You For Calling Domino’s

Thank you for calling Domino's Pizza where the food is sub-par and that is why it's cheaper. But since you are a danger-seeker who is desperate and over-eager allow me to tell you our menu's special feature: Our Cheesy Crusts...